I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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