I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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