apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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