I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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