Midget sex pt 2 tonight
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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