she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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