Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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