Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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