He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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