i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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