Are we in a gay sports bar?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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