hotel room ftw
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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