I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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