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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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