she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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