oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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