we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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