whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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