It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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