Pappa wants mamma naked
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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