So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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