OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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