Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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