Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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