is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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