I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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