To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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