shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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