I hate all girls vehemently.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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