if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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