I've blown a few things in my day
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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