Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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