we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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