found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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