pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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