Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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