his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I am one with the molecules
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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