Nicole vs. Life
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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