My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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