I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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