didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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