btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
cat food counts as protein by the way
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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