just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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