I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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