He asked me if I "almost moaned"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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