honey bunches of taint.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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