I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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