Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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