fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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