doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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