at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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