My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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