Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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