Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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