I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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